Several years ago, I rented a house with a few of my friends. One Sunday afternoon, we thought it would be a good idea to go down to one of the local bars and buy a case of beer for 5 bucks ( think CHEAP beer here ). The impulsiveness of youth can be a good thing....or a bad thing.
For some reason, this particular bar ( that used smelly socks in it's air vent. system ) also sold popular albums ( that's right, I said ALBUMS...no CD's in those days mon ) for dirt cheap. Ditty Diane sees the John Mellancamp one for 5 bucks and decides she must have it then and there.
We go home...drink a few beers and...then it happens. Ditty Diane decides that she LOVES ( and I mean LOVES ) the song Jack and Diane and thus makes us listen to it over...and over...and over....pee some,drink more...listen to it more....then get up on the heating pipes ( what the monkey do you call those? ) and PRETEND your a nightclub singer.
It was ugleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee my friends. Ugly.
To this day, I hate that song but whenever I hear it ( without fail! ) I think of Ditty Diane.
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I hate the name JACK!
2 American kids growing up
in the heart
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Totally seems like it should have been your anthem, MM.
I can't think of a contemporary-ish song I hate. hmmmmm
I like the name Jack, Momi. I bet Kahlik likes it, too - snort.
Me exstepdad is Jack.
You know Mama, I might have liked the song had I NOT been subjected to it for 18,675 times on the stereo. I do quickly smile when I hear it just before I switch stations.
Momiji - Kahlik is married to a NICE Jack so let's pretend your step dad never existed.
Is she?
THAT IS A GREAT SONG AND IT BRINGS BACK FOND MEMORIES OF OUR MORE MATURE DAYS.
Laura, you have scarred me for life with that song...and yes we were very mature. Remember, I can whisper above a blow dryer.
Just a shot in the dark here but are they called RADIATORS ?
Hey Momij
Jack sends his love :)
Rofl
LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Yes, yes, yes Kahlik....radiators. THANK YOU. You know how patient I am about such matters
We go home...drink a few beers and...then it happens.
You know, we really didn't need to go there with this post. I thought your blog was family friendly.
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Is that a monogrammed toilet brush in your pocket or are you glad to see me?????
No shit I heard this song on the radio on saturday and thought about your blog. LOL
Blame it on Laura ( aka Ditty Diane )...now it's ruined for you too!!
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