Riddle me this oh wise souls....why do women over 45 - 50 think they can wear mini dresses?? Further, why do they think they can wear low cut ones with shimmery stuff all over them??
Girls....it was a wild night at the BALL - epecially if you were a correspondent for WHAT NOT TO WEAR. Holy moly - aye yie yie - do most folks not have a good perspective on how they appear to others??
I saw more sagging breasts and ancient thighs than I care to for the rest of my life. It was like a geriatric exotic dancer reunion for some of these women. Hand em a pole and watch them slide down it ( throwing a hip out in the process ).
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Don't get me wrong - most folks know how to dress and carry themselves but those aren't the ones we want to discuss ...nor are those the ones we keep staring at with our jaw on the floor the whole night.
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Oh...and note to self - never bid on any silent auction items after a few glasses of champagne hastily gulped down....or you may be pleasantly surprised later.
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I think what happens with swimsuits and formalwear is that folks don't shop for these often enough to have a good perspective on what is out there, what looks good on them, what is in fashion, etc.
So it was a night of fashion faux-pas, eh? How was the tux? Was it at least fun? (Your portrayal was a riot!)
And next time - USE YOUR CELL PHONE TO TAKE PICTURES! (Mr. Mormon does that now for me - it's great. Ppl think you're dialing - ROFL!)
I had a good time and Jag looked hot in his tux. Even guys thought so 0_0. That's a whole other blog though....
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