Showing posts with label Making Out. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Making Out. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Viva Italiano!!!!


Ciao Mon!!
Our oldest is going on a choir trip in 2009 to Italy - whoooooooooohooooooooo!!!
Jag approached me last night about the both of us going along on what they call the "SHADOW TOUR" for parents ( in other words - we go to the same sites and cool places the kids do but we have no curfew -- I am picturing Jag and I frolicking in the Trevi Fountain or making out in the Pope's backyard - am I wrong to think such things?? )
I'm thinking that since I am Catholic, I should request an audience with the Pope and ask the important questions we've all been wondering.....
1. What do you wear under that robe - boxers or briefs??
2. What were you thinking by wearing those red shoe like things while on tour of the U.S.??
3. Who hears a Pope's confession??
4. Does the Vatican have a dart board with Martin Luther's picture on it in the game room??
As you can see, I've given these matters serious thought and I think it's time we all got answers!!
Ciao!!