Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Viva Italiano!!!!


Ciao Mon!!
Our oldest is going on a choir trip in 2009 to Italy - whoooooooooohooooooooo!!!
Jag approached me last night about the both of us going along on what they call the "SHADOW TOUR" for parents ( in other words - we go to the same sites and cool places the kids do but we have no curfew -- I am picturing Jag and I frolicking in the Trevi Fountain or making out in the Pope's backyard - am I wrong to think such things?? )
I'm thinking that since I am Catholic, I should request an audience with the Pope and ask the important questions we've all been wondering.....
1. What do you wear under that robe - boxers or briefs??
2. What were you thinking by wearing those red shoe like things while on tour of the U.S.??
3. Who hears a Pope's confession??
4. Does the Vatican have a dart board with Martin Luther's picture on it in the game room??
As you can see, I've given these matters serious thought and I think it's time we all got answers!!
Ciao!!

1 comment:

Momijimanjyu said...

Cool!!

I think you should have sex in the coliseum. lol